Samuel L. Jackson Fact List

Fact # of Votes Rating
Fact # of Votes Rating
Formula 51 is made with a drop of Samuel L. Jackson backwash, but only backwash from a "forty" of Red Dog. 29 5.48
Look, just because Samuel L. Jackson doesn't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherfuckin' house fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to Samuel L. Jackson, he better paralyze my ass cuz Samuel L. Jackson'll kill the motherfucker, know what Samuel L. Jackson is sayin'? 32 5.69
Samuel L. Jackson is so cool that he has been asked by the United Nations to single handedly stop global warming. 32 5.84
Normally, your ass would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while Samuel L. Jackson is in a transitional period so Samuel L. Jackson doesn't wanna kill you, Samuel L. Jackson wanna help you. But Samuel L. Jackson can't give you this case, it don't belong to Samuel L. Jackson. Besides, Samuel L. Jackson has already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. 28 5.86
Samuel L. Jacksons once killed a man on the golf course because he asked for an autograph. When Jackson was asked if the man deserved it, he yelled "Yes he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell" 23 6.61
Samuel L. Jackson does indeed know what language they speak in What. 30 7.17
Samuel L. Jackon is a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!! 28 7.18
Samuel L. Jackson dares you to say "What" again, motherfucker!! 27 7.44
Samuel L. Jackson does not recall asking you a god damn thing. 42 7.52
Samuel L. Jackson does not want any MuthaFuckin Snakes on his MuthaFuckin Plane. MuthaFucka! 10 7.60
Samuel L Jackson can use your house as "dead nigger storage" anytime he wants 24 8.12
In France, Samuel L. Jackson is known as Le Bad Motherfucker. 15 8.53