Top Thirty Samuel L. Jackson Facts

(Only facts with 50 or more votes count)

Fact # of Votes Rating
Fact # of Votes Rating
Samuel L. Jackson does not recall asking you a god damn thing. 42 7.52
Samuel L. Jackson dares you to say "What" again, motherfucker!! 27 7.44
Samuel L. Jackon is a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!! 28 7.18
Samuel L. Jackson does indeed know what language they speak in What. 30 7.17
Normally, your ass would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while Samuel L. Jackson is in a transitional period so Samuel L. Jackson doesn't wanna kill you, Samuel L. Jackson wanna help you. But Samuel L. Jackson can't give you this case, it don't belong to Samuel L. Jackson. Besides, Samuel L. Jackson has already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. 28 5.86
Samuel L. Jackson is so cool that he has been asked by the United Nations to single handedly stop global warming. 32 5.84
Look, just because Samuel L. Jackson doesn't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherfuckin' house fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to Samuel L. Jackson, he better paralyze my ass cuz Samuel L. Jackson'll kill the motherfucker, know what Samuel L. Jackson is sayin'? 32 5.69
Formula 51 is made with a drop of Samuel L. Jackson backwash, but only backwash from a "forty" of Red Dog. 29 5.48